Hats Hats Hats

MR. SMEDS AND MR. SPATS

by Shel Silverstein 

Mr. Spats

Had twenty-one hats,

And none of them were the same.

And Mr. Smeds

Had twenty-one heads

And only one hat to his name.

Now, when Mr. Smeds

Met Mr. Spats,

They talked of the

Buying and selling of hats.

And Mr. Spats

Bought Mr. Smeds' hat!

Did you ever hear anything

Crazier than that?